A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT
That is not a typo.(via setbabiesonfire)
Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
no we just hold it in for a week.
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
Because with everything going on in the world (the Christian holocaust, Ferguson, countless other acts of senseless violence), we need bad dad jokes.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
“i made these”
i am so offended yall thought i was lying
I’m confused. If he was shot several times how would CPR help? Some of these stories are starting to not line up