I'm Danielle
I'm 18 from the U.S.
I'm in love with an awesome guy and we've spent over 2 years together♥
I go to University of Hartford and I'm Elementary and Special Education Major!

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

wsswatson:

if you type out an angry/aggressive/hateful message and then feel the need to click ‘anon’ before sending maybe you might want to take a second to consider why it is that you don’t want to be held accountable for it and then go and sit in your bin like the gross coward you are

jeaniechrist:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Steve Irwin has been reborn