i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
"how to describe men?"
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT TAKE THE SLIDE THO
It looks like a shirt appears on his body on his way down
It looks like the shirt appears there just as the other guy points at him!